Really? [Richie is a bit of a control freak, so someone else wanting to cook makes his neck itch, but at the same time, it would save him from having to do it.]
If you know how to use the stove, go for it, man. The bacons in the top door on the left in the fridge.
[Richie goes to the cabinet and pulls out the bread and cereal.] You make the bacon, and then I'll do the eggs. That work for you?