[Long ears and extremely sensitive hearing + scream = Zelgadis covering his head in a duck-and-cover manner and falling right off the bed, shredding the pillow and some sheets with his hair on the way down.]
[luckily he is able to fumble for his communicator which was on the floor where he landed, but he isn't going to put it on until she's done with the noise.]
Stop screaming! [He manages to keep his voice down -- this is not his first encounter with histrionic women.] Where am I? Where's Saber?