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Tch I'll be fi-- [AND NOW THERE'S SALT ALL OVER HIM and he just kind of jumps instinctively, quickly getting to his feet, knocking his stool over in the process in sheer surprise. Ya know, when someone reacts to something they're not expecting as if it has BURNED THEM only to realize later that HAHA it's... nothing really that surprising at all. Yeah, it was that kind of reaction, he'll feel silly for it in a second here when his brain catches up through the sudden awkward panic.]
What the fuck!? [Brushing the salt off and trying to shake it out of his clothes now kthnx. WAS THAT SERIOUSLY A WHOLE SHAKER HOW DO YOU EVEN--]