[video]
[have a middle-aged cyborg lady all up in your video feed, Erik. At least she's got a pleasant smile on what's left of her face?]
'Artificial Intelligence'—more aptly known as an 'Abominable Intelligence': a computer than can think for itself. Sentience without a soul. Nor, in our warden's case, anything resembling commonsense.
[pointing to his welcome basket]
The little cookies with the sweet, dark bits in them are particularly good. "Chocolate", those bits are called.