AR might arrest WV for being Excessively Kawaii, though.
I'm sure he would! It is most delicious, after all. [She pauses. If he says no, she will just have to take it to the post office and cook it there. No big deal.]
Er, would you be terribly offended if I made a sausage for him and myself, to cut up and add to it once we have portioned it all out?