[Time for Eridan to have a little tantrum, he proceeds to grab and throw Cain's pillow on the ground. Then doesn't even pick it up, fuck pillows. Also, fuck human beds even though he is currently still sitting on one.]
You don't understand! [Says Eridan, who doesn't understand anything right now.] You're just a human --
Wait, then of course you wouldn't fuckin' like him. That explains it... Dualscar is the best troll there is or ever will be besides me, so you don't like him.