[Must. suppress. urge to. squee. Gosh he's so beautiful up close. Is he a virgin?? No that would be too perfect. Sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.]
Well, I uh, I'm a bit lost and... I'm really very hungry. So I was hoping you could show me where I can go to get food? [Careful Wolfram, Johnny would just eat you alive if he got the chance.]