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[ At first, the video is very pink with a cavernous black pit in the centre, but after some fiddling (and nonsensical jargon) there are two, beady black eyes peering into the camera. It's a squirrel. To the keen eye, one will also see it -she- has a definite gloss over her face. ]
Um. Hello out there?
I'm sorry ta be a pricker pear, but I'm sorta lookin' fer mah friends.
Folks around here haven't seen hide nor hair of 'em and no one's even heard of Bikini Bottom.
[ What folks? Everything behind her seems gray, or maybe blue. Wait. There's some fish passing by. Fish? ]
So if any of y'all on this dangle knows what I'm talkin' about, or if you've seen anyone by the name of Spongebob Squarepants or Patrick Star, please give me a holler. My name is Sandy Cheeks. Much obliged...