[A blonde haired beauty pops onto the screen, holding the camera before her in horror and frustration. She looks like an angel sent from heaven above and indeed she is with long locks of beautiful blonde hair, and an incredibly low neckline. Only the words coming out of this angel’s mouth are anything but pure. She growls, tossing aside the sweets in the welcome basket in a fit of rage. She’s just finished reading the rules of the asylum.]
Fucking shit! What the hell do you mean there’s no sex!? OI Stocking!
[A glare into the camera, a deep scowl on her pretty face.]
You better show yourself and get your fat ass over here fast. It reeks here of abstinence! [Shudders] Don’t tell me I’m stuck in Virginville!
[Flipping her hair, she puts a hand on her waist, head high as she glances haughtily back into the screen.]
Now then! Acuming or whatever the fuck your name was, I want my panties back.