[ he has the best wrong idea about this ever. ] Aha! I knew it, I knew that they'd send someone to take me away from this awful place! There's no way you committed any crimes!
[ it's lucky that the metaphorical sparkles are indeed metaphorical and not in anyway real. if they were, anyone with viewing access to this would immediately be struck blind by the sheer joyous aura radiating off of the idiot.
konatsu's also gained five (5) more points on shuri's scale of hero worship. clearly he must have volunteered! ]