[WV is out with his basket of vegetables again! It's a bright new day, and he and PM didn't use up everything fresh making their stew the previous evening. There are new people to greet! Even though it's an unusually high number of new people this time, that doesn't mean each and every one doesn't deserve a nice vegetable.]
Greetings and commiserations, well-dressed human! I am the Wayward Vagabond.