Oh, I wish it would seem more obvious to everyone. No offense, MOMO! I find myself explaining this more often than not.
[PM clears her throat.] The mail is the very foundation of society in all ways, both metaphorical and literal. After all, with it carries the hopes of civilization, law, order, literacy, hope, faith, love, and thought! Without mail to ensure swift communication and deliverance, we would be but a shadow of ourselves. These envelopes are messengers stamped and dated, on a mission to offer everyone a chance at deeper understanding and involvement in that which makes us civilized people!
Letters are living memories, testaments to the will and heart which last beyond the writer's life! Would you speak intentions over the communicators? Your heart's desire? Tell me, would you freely admit to your most private wishes while Acumen coldly records your words to ensure we are not plotting against him?