[He will just have to kill you and every robot in this entire place.]
Strange or not, it is absolutely imperative that I bring back the perfection this room once had!
[Calms down for about half a second until the words 'hair' and 'strange' being in the same sentence causes him to cry.] I know! I'm a pig who should just be left on the side of the road until garbage day! I should just kill myself right now. I'm a disgrace to the world!!