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[This is the best thing ever he won't even be upset about the mistaken sexuality. Needless to say he's beaming. Beaming. You can practically hear the intensity of that goofy grin.]
We do! It's a caravel named the Going Merry - she's pretty small for a pirate ship but we're a small crew so she's perfect for us! And right now she's full of treasure, we just got back from a great adventure on an island in the clouds!
[Not touching the mermaid part just now - he still dreams of seeing one and considering that he's in prison right now... it's too depressing to think about. ]