He's wankin' everyone off, then not lettin' 'em fuck. I can't keep lookin' at beautiful women knowin' it's illegal to try anything.
[ He takes on a plaintive tone ] I'm young and I'm horny. It's not fair!
Blue balls, fer reference, is what happens to a bloke when you let his bollocks get all full and then don't let him cum. It's painful. I think girls can get it too, only less bad. I think they call it a blue waffle.
Believe me, dyin' may hurt, but it's a might quicker than that sorta pain.