I have no shame and would happily ask for equipment for genetic testing and analysis. It seems to me like our dear warden has gone out of his or its way to make us comfortable, except for this obnoxious restraint, and I happen to be extremely comfortable in a biochemical genetics laboratory.
And then I will put on my most pleasant smile and go around asking for blood samples. Because I believe in making good first impressions. [aforementioned lack of shame]
Furthermore, in my spare time, I will learn all about your groovy future technology, and find a way to escape. [he spreads his hands] --And then I will return home to fight social injustice and singlehandedly prevent wars. [which is funny because it's true]