Anyone! Or, a few people. Who aren't here. On second thought, you might have to take my word on it.
Not allowed to drink outside the pub... I suppose I can make do. I'll pretend I'm attending a speakeasy. [without all the quiet] I assure you that I'm not into any of those "funny cigarettes", if you're asking. I'm more into biogenetics and psychology. The bookish type, alas.