[Kisame resists the urge to snort; can you possibly get any vaguer? Probably, but then you likely wouldn't actually be saying anything at all. That could mean anything from "I'm an honest businessman and some vindictive assholes kept trying to tear me down for some mysterious reason." to "I'm a criminal genius and a bunch of do-gooders keep foiling my plans." It's not lying, but it's meaningless enough that it isn't much better.]
I was a revolutionary, pretty much; definitely not the sort of work people took kindly to. How about you, hmmm? What were you up to that got those guys' panties in a twist?