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[And honestly, Eridan needs a reality check, anyway. Unintentionally, they've started playing a game of merciful arbitrator/just arbitrator, and he'll gladly run with it.]
Even if I prevent the Colonel-Commissar from following through on his offer, you're going to cross someone the wrong way one of these days.
I don't want to need to keep you from getting hurt. [See, Eridan? It's concern veiled behind a bunch of threats. Or possibly a bunch of threats thinly veiled by concern. One of the two. Maybe even both.]