[The little ninja slips soundlessly off of the counter and walks over beside Kid WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH A FREAKIN GIANT!!! D< He can barely see over the edge of the open drawer even when he's stretching up on his toes, but he knows there are eating utensils in there. Irritated, he says]
Chopsticks.
['cause like HELL he's going to eat with a fork or spoon or something when he's an uncoordinated little child and get laughed at MORE.]