Well fuck me sideways. Did Equius install a fucking spine when he put the legs in? [He says it, but there's no real heat in it. He turns to his natural-leader-is-debriefing-shut-up-and-listen mode. Tavros may recognise it as THAT TIME KARKAT YELLED AT THEM ALL NOT TO GO TO SLEEP, or WHAT WAY TO KILL THE BLACK KING BEST.]
You've been taken to a prison miles under the ocean as a life sentence for your crimes. It's called 'Marina', because the assholes who built it lack the imagination god gave a hoofbeast shit. Anyway, some douchebag super computer got all uppity about the shit you pulled back home that it decided to yank you here. Your sylladex, you might notice, is gone, and so are any weapons you might have had. [His eyes narrow.]
There's no way out so far. [But he's working on that.] But I don't expect any of us to get any more comfortable than we need to. We're not in this for the long fucking haul. Got it?