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Haha, sounds like a good motherfuckin place for you to get your commune on, bro! Maybe you could all up and work your Fidusspawn miracles on some of those bitches. [Whatever that actually entails. All he knows is that Tavros likes it, and it involves animals, and that's good enough for him]
Shit yeah, they do! [A robot brings him a try full of Faygo bottles and he holds one up as proof] They got motherfuckin everything here! All you gotta do is up and ask for it, and one of these metallic motherfuckers will be all bringing it out to you!
And naw man, not injected. Motherfucker shot me. Like, yanno, with a gun and all, looking like Ahab's Crosshairs and shit. Fuck that little bitch, I could all like... [He trails off, absently grabbing an armful of soda and wandering out of the cafeteria, in search of his best motherfucking bro.]