Yeah, I think he considers a lot of things crimes that we don't, so it's confusing trying to figure out just what things aren't crimes. [Because going on after curfew should not get her a life sentence.]
Oh, rules? Uh, don't break things and don't get into a fight because the Defense Force will step in. We should all be trying to get along anyway, right? Oh! And no weapons. He even took my frying pan away, so I had to get a new one.