[ Dear Princess: Stop being so damn, high maintenance! ]
Well gee, aren't they just the ugliest things I've ever seen. You sure they can even see through those ugly mugs of theirs?
[ but he is weight his options. Good thing he's a champion stone skipper, because that's what he's going to do in a second after cramming his head around a corner to make sure those mob things weren't looking at him. What better way to distract then with a bit of nose? ]