[Immediately after Cain chugs down his brew without stopping for breath, he's going to wish he had due to a certain Commissar-Cadet making his way towards the Hero of the Imperium -- Ciaphas Cain! While most would give the hero a wide berth, maybe give the man a strong manly pat on the back in congratulations, this Commissar-Cadet throws his arms around the man and crushes him in the most manly hug one could ever give. Well, okay, the manliest hug a Commissar-Cadet of his age could ever give. Looks like the two know each other, it seems.]
Cai --
[Wait, wait -- Eridan pulls away so that Cain isn't being crushed by a Commissar-Cadet any longer, then stands up straight as he tries to look as tall and as serious as he possibly can against the much taller Commissar close to him.] No, in this situation, Commissar! What a victory to the Emperor!
[Good to know that Eridan is as dramatic as always...]