[The 32nd Day] Good morning, criminals. The Halloween plans are going smoothly. A wide range of costumes are in at the clothing store, and inmate Terminal is looking for volunteers to help him with his haunted house.
Unfortunately, many of you may be encountering some difficulty this morning. Late last night the dimensional stabilizer was hacked, and as a result, many of you may find that your relative conditions have changed. I apologize for the inconvenience, and am attempting to fix this as soon as possible.