Is he being serious? For now Eridan is just speechless at what the Colonel-Commissar has told him. Since this is Eridan, however, he shakes it off after a moment and is finally able to speak. To think that a story like that could happen in their universe and Cain only lost a few fingers from his own time in the military -- Well, that just made his moirail the better one, obviously. Don't bother trying to decipher Eridan's logic.]
-- My turn? Fine, my moirail is Commissar Ciaphas Cain.