[You know, jumping into TVs, facing your dark side, et cetera. But talking about that's not what he does. So instead he'll talk about what's not a secret.] There was a time when if you looked at a TV at midnight on a rainy night, images would appear on the screen. Rumors were that it was "your soulmate" or whatever, but... it really wasn't that.
Hell, I probably wouldn't have believed it either. Well, I didn't until I actually saw it.