Do you realize just how hypocritical you sound right now? Moirallegiance is a troll romance, you're my moirail -- Do you get the picture, yet? Yeah, it's the pale romance so it's not one of those but it's still a romance. Unless you also think we're abominable all of the sudden. [As he speaks, he holds Caligula to his chest with both his arms around the shiny Horsea like a little kid holding a teddy bear when they're anxious.]
As for friendship, I don't need another friend when I already have one.