[and in a minute, he's back, standing before her proudly in his hat plus his beautifully-fitted suit, shirt, and satin sash, which says "MAYOR" in bold block letters]
Oh, isn't it a magnificent ensemble? Surely there has been no mayor better-dressed than I! And once I learn how to tie my bow-tie, my image shall be complete! ...Or, nearly so. Regretfully, I do not think there are any spectacle-makers in this prison who could fashion me a monocle.
But no matter! I am tremendously satisfied with these fine garments.