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Kidnapping, which I really don't know where they got that... Destroying private property, but I was just playing a computer game. Sloth? Uh.. Negligence, reckless endangerment, accessory to murder - which I really have no idea how that even works. Causing planet wide typhoon, which is true but it would have gone up in flames if I didn't! Assault, but I think that's lame because uh... Video game, remember? Attempted suicide which is just silly because that totally wasn't my fault. Theft, drilling without a permit, plotting the demise of betty crocker, flying a car without a license, and aiding Dave in monopolizing the stock market of LOHACSE.
Half of those are completely bogus and taken out of context.