[voice] italic bomb
...Well! [ she has actually rolled up her sleeves on her end ] Firstly, I don't know what you are [ are you magical karkat, she thinks you might be ] but my human brain is quite capable of understanding, and, to be honest, I'm not entirely sure you've grasped the problem here.
If you really were keeping your level of profanity to yourself then why can I and the numerous children here hear it? So I'm asking you politely to keep it to yourself properly.