[laughs] So you've got a thing against capes? Can't blame you. Any guy who chooses to wear one of those has to have issues. [Says the guy who likes pretending he's Batman every now and then.]
So you're a time traveler. Sounds like something straight out of book. I hope you didn't get lost scooting around the world. [Because that's usually what happened in the books and the films and the tv shows, right?]