Well when you think about it - there could be tons of other stuff you could be doing if you're not on a date! [nod nod! does a little cough, and a 'ahem']
Studies even show that there's a 99.999999 percent chance that you'd be polluting the environment in some way if you're not on a date! So - So - you should direct your time and energy by spending it with someone you love instead! [BEAMS]