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Jaden (aftersmith) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2017-06-12 02:21:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :jaden, mathieu carver

DAY 432 — Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates. Welcome to day 432. It seems you had a nice celebration yesterday, I hope you've enjoyed yourself. For those who need it I believe a recommendation of drinking lots of water may help with any lingering ill effects. [You beach drinkers, you.]

Today in Sector 0 we have set up a display that some of you may remember. There will be a variety of photos from your timelines both future and past and we implore you to take a look - these photographs are yours to take home with you as well. We do hope you enjoy them.

[Jaunty tune!]

(OOC: Event info & Mingle to come.)

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	orions_shadow 2017-06-14 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. Can I get an action figure of all the Voltron lions? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aftersmith 2017-06-15 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid that this request is unlikely to be filled. There is a plethora of [generic] toys available already and to create or personally retrieve a toy from another universe ranks rather low on the list of priorities for us a present. Sorry for the inconvenience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orions_shadow 2017-06-15 06:25 am UTC (link)
	What's the point of offering requests if you won't fill them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aftersmith 2017-06-15 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Primarily for situations in which a request fulfills or serves a purpose presently hindered or impossible within the parameters of the simulation. It's not for us to go shopping for toys for you, I'm afraid. I recommend looking through what's presently available, there should be a range of toys for all ages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orions_shadow 2017-06-15 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Not those specific things though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aftersmith 2017-06-15 06:35 am UTC (link)
	You have an imagination, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

orions_shadow
2017-06-15 06:39 am UTC (link)

My childhood sucked, and I get dragged here. And now some guy I met here tells me about somethin' that is really cool and I relate to it a lot so I want something like it.

You go to all the trouble to make pictures of people which mostly just pissed everyone off, and you can't program something in that would actually make a kid really happy for once? Guess you prefer misery.

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aftersmith
2017-06-15 06:55 am UTC (link)

[Note to self: rebook therapy day.] Three quick things to note.

1. We secured your code and the simulation, which continues to proceed through pre-coded events. While it is true that did not remove the 'photo day', so to speak, we did not code it in a malicious way to incite misery. Apologies if it was not to your liking.

2. Standing by what I just said and with the former point in mind, there are an incalculable amount of things we have to do to keep you all safe right now that doesn't include hand programming you a selection of toys based on something from a completely separate universe.

3. There are a variety of generic toys inside the dome in which you or fellow creatives can alter to your heart's delight. Perhaps this 'some guy' can aid you in doing so.

Sorry for any inconvenience, again, is there any other thing you'd like to talk about today?

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	orions_shadow 2017-06-15 06:57 am UTC (link)
	What did other people ask for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aftersmith 2017-06-15 07:05 am UTC (link)
	The personal requests and conversations had with other inmates is considered confidential. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orions_shadow 2017-06-15 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Bet it was pretty trivial. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aftersmith 2017-06-15 07:11 am UTC (link)
	I take it you have no further things to discuss, so I wish you well with the rest of your day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orions_shadow 2017-06-15 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Why don't you make a day for everyone to get stuff like that from their worlds? You make a miserable photo day, might as well make a miserable shelf decoration day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aftersmith 2017-06-15 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	I will put for the suggestion to my colleague. However I'd stress that for all the reasons I've just covered, coding all of that would be an immense task that we may not presently be able to take on. (Reply to this) (Parent)