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thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

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aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.

Hashtag Delicious.

[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]

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	betrothell 2016-07-03 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	... No. But like I said, I learn fast. Really! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-06 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	[Damon doesn't actually care one way or another, but he figures he should at least try to make this look like a real interview.] Tell me about a time where you learned something "really fast." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-07 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, when I was in Hell - Shakespeare taught me how to properly write a play. I picked up on that very fast! [And she was awful at it, but he at least never told her that to her face.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-07 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	[blink. blink.] Run that by me again? [She learned how to write a play from Shakespeare ... in Hell?!?!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-07 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Um. When I was in Hell I learned how to write plays from Shakespeare? [Did he not hear her the first time? Oh well. She sighs.] We had to do it in secret, my dad's kinda the ultra-controlling type. But who else could I learn from, y'know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-10 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	What was Shakespeare doing in Hell? Did he shank somebody? Now that would be exciting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-10 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, he sold his soul for fame. So now he's just down there paying his dues - but he did get what he paid for, my dad didn't skimp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-13 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well that takes the fun out of everything. What a stupid thing to sell your soul for. All fame does is make life horribly inconvenient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-16 02:11 am UTC (link)
	But nobody's going to forget the name Shakespeare any time soon. The guy is the reason we have a lot of literary works, too. He even is the guy who created the word eyeball, you know. [Is she a wee bit defensive of poor Shakespeare? Maybe.] Or are you talking out of experience too? Are you famous? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not famous, and I'd never want to be famous. The moment you're famous, it becomes harder to do the shit you actually want to do. Who cares if people you've never even met remember your name or not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-19 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Some people just want to make a mark on the world. [Like Shakespeare. The fact everyone knows him, it strokes an ego.] Others are happy to just live in it as they are. But I think it's not a bad idea to want to feel like you've done or accomplished something amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-24 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	Is there something amazing you'd like to accomplish? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-29 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	That's... a big question. I don't know - eventually, yes, I'd love to do something great and grand. But for now. Just being out of Hell is... amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-30 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, so you like it here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-30 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	... We've covered that my only point of reference is Hell, the literal embodiment of human suffering - pain, terror and torture, right? So yeah, I do like it here. A lot more than home sweet home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-08-05 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	...fair enough. Well congratulations, you've got the job! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-08-07 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Really? I do? [Glee! She could hug you. Watch out, she might.] When do I start? What do you want me to do first? Should I learn how to do anything? [All said in about one breath.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-08-08 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	[Oh god, the boring logistical crap. Kill him now. Wait.] Well, for all that, you should go talk to my lovely assistant, Bonnie Bennet. I think she's in the back right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-08-11 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh, alright! I'll talk to her then. [In a handwavey backdated fashion.] Um, thank you! Damon. Mr. Damon. [Holds out her hand?!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-08-14 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	[Damon hesitates, then takes her hand and shakes it in a crushing grip.] It's my pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-08-21 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	[Daughter of Satan here. That's a nice handshake, but nothing on dad. She squeezes back and happily grins.] Mine as well. Have a great day, Mr. Damon! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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