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thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

Entry tags:

aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.

Hashtag Delicious.

[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]

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	Video orgia_mode 2016-06-13 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I am sorry, are you requesting robot servers? [Because there's a confused robot right here. Hello.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Video; apologies in advance for his sassy bratness thatasshole 2016-06-13 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I want robot servers to work at a blood bar? [oh my gaaaaaaawd] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	She is totally not equipped with sarcasm so it should be JUST FINE orgia_mode 2016-06-13 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	You mentioned the lack of robots and then asked for assistance. I assumed the two were connected. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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oh aigis. so sweet. so innocent. -

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These two seem destined to be a beautiful combination -

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HAHAHAHAHA oh goodness i do not have the appropriate icon for his reaction -

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Action

bonnfire
2016-06-13 09:28 pm UTC (link)

[Lately, Bonnie's been cooking at the Blood Shack rather than their apartment. She'd lugged the ingredients over too - and honestly, she's here because she prefers company to being alone. Which is a stupid thing to admit, when this place comes with readymade friends and all the luxuries a girl could want.

Well, most of them. Missing robots don't bode well. As she waits for her stew to simmer, she can't help glancing over at Damon.]

You're welcome to have some too. [It's not a glass of blood but it sure smells good to her!]

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	Action thatasshole 2016-06-13 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	[Damon clicks the feed off — sure hopes he did that right, anyway — before glancing over and giving Bonnie a look.] As delicious as that smells, Chef Boyardee, I am a vampire. This [wiggling his glass] is all the food I need. [He takes a looooooooong sip. Then —] What are you making, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video; betrothell 2016-06-14 01:54 am UTC (link)
	A server like a waitress, you mean? [Look who also misses the beat a little but is so innocently prepared to help out. And is also demon-spawn, literally.] I could help out if needed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	video; thatasshole 2016-06-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Like a waitress. Someone who serves food. [Or is food, as the case may be.] You're not a robot, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video; didwhaticould 2016-06-14 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Are you always that wasteful when you eat? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	video; thatasshole 2016-06-15 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I thought it looked more artful that way. Don't worry, I'll lick it clean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video instrumented 2016-06-14 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Because of course we're always told of these things ahead of time. [Also Damon you're a messy eater.] . . .I still do kind of wonder where the blood is even from. ["Still" as in what he said in his dream. Never minding the fact that Damon actually got him to drink.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	video thatasshole 2016-06-15 01:19 am UTC (link)
	[He licks some of the blood off of his fingers.] Well it's definitely not bunny blood, which is frankly a relief. I still don't understand how much brother lives on that garbage. Remind me, are you a bunny eater? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	action; chipswiththat 2016-06-14 10:33 am UTC (link)
	[ Hey buddy hey pal do you... do you still know that he works here. Is that a thing that has been covered? Who even knows. He's here anyway, brow quirked. ] Heard you're taking on more staff. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	action; thatasshole 2016-06-15 12:20 am UTC (link)
	[Let's say that's a secret Damon has been keeping from his mun. The bastard. He wipes some blood off the counter with his finger and sucks on it before answering Spike.] Don't worry, you're not getting competition. They'll only be serving food. By being food. [This is totally Damon trying to look cool in front of his vampire buddy.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	trappedinresin 2016-06-14 11:23 am UTC (link)
	[Damon you should clarify what you're wanting those servers to do...] Did you take over the Blood Shack again, Damon? [He must have] Is there anything left at the convenience store? [They do carry some blood there-- but it might be out by now.] There's also tablets... [She tries helpfully... but somehow they've never gone over well with most of the vampires here.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-15 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Well, I've been in charge of it since I got here. So I guess the answer is yes. [As for her other suggestions —] I'm not serving those tablets in my bar. Are you high? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video wisdomstar 2016-06-14 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	A little cleaning will not kill you. [ They don't actually need the robots to do the cleaning, as long as people cleaned up after themselves. ] You say they're hiring but what does those that serve get reimbursed for their loss. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	video thatasshole 2016-06-15 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	So you're not at all concerned by the fact that conditions are abruptly deteriorating? As for payment, well, that can be negotiated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	foreverjack 2016-06-14 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	[Dryly] Is the supply of blood really that short already? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-15 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	I like to think ahead. You don't want a starving vampire to be figuring out where he's going to get his next meal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	video; imperious 2016-06-14 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Hashtag poor table manners. [ Eugh, it's all over the damn table, Damon. ] [ And you obviously want a reaction, so he is manfully not giving you one. This might be the first time he's actually seen any of the vampires here making a show of their eating habits, but he does know there are vampires here. ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	video; thatasshole 2016-06-15 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	[Well that is a reaction, so. Damon still wins.] Yeah, the bottle got away from me as I was pouring. But I think it looks rather artful myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	webcrawler 2016-06-15 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Hashtag gross. [What is with you vampire types?] Do you need someone to set you up with a sippycup? Maybe a bib? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-15 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	[Damon is going to ignore that jibe about sippy cup and bib, because he is Totally An Adult and will not dignify it. Instead, he just waggles his finger reprovingly.] Would you be saying that if it was chocolate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	action; glasses 2016-06-19 03:03 am UTC (link)
	[ yup. gonna "risk" it. emphasis on quotation marks, unless he's got kryptonite stuffed in his pockets. ] Don't you think you should be rationing that? Or are you planning on snacking on the locals once your tap runs dry? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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thatasshole
2016-06-21 06:59 pm UTC (link)

Well well well! Now here's someone I never expected at my humble establishment. Welcome! [He will make you feel extra welcome by wiping up some of the blood with his finger and then licking it off.]

To answer your question, no, I'm not worried about rationing. Vampires can't actually starve to death. [They can desiccate, which is a kind of living death that makes you long for the sweet oblivion of non-existence, but he's not going to get into those details.]

But more importantly, what brings you here?

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action; | i love antagonistic-esque cr. thank you for giving it to me. -

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