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Tweak says, "You tend to mumble a lot."

thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

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Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.

Hashtag Delicious.

[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]

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chipswiththat
2016-06-27 03:53 am UTC (link)

[ Okay, hello, here we go again. ]

I'm not like you, you tosser. I'm a real vampire, not whatever lit'le fake children of the night you pretend to be. We don't have souls. When we're turned, it goes off into whatever place souls go to, leaving room for the demon. Every murderous impulse, every delicious moment of bloodlust... that's what we are, not a flippy-floppy battery powered tinker toy.

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	thatasshole 2016-06-30 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	And yet I'm not the one with my balls cut off because someone "put a soul" in me. [Takes a sip of his blood] Funny how that works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-01 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	See, that would almost hurt me... but I know you don't have the balls to begin with. If you did, you wouldn't play with your food like a toddler. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-03 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	Says the vampire crying because some mean person gave him a soul. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-03 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	How about you shut up about things you wouldn't know the first thing about, fakepire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-06 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	My bar, my rules. You don't like it, there's the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-08 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you're firing me? Really? Think you need to untwist your knickers there, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-10 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one throwing a temper tantrum, Soul Boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-11 04:21 am UTC (link)
	[ He scoffs — should've known better. This dome really is full of posers. Not worth is fucking time. ] I'm not cleaning up your messes, Boss. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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