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thatasshole ([info]thatasshole) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

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Entry tags:aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.




Hashtag Delicious.


[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]


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[info]thatasshole
2016-06-26 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Also when you're making babies — oh, but you wouldn't have any experience with that.

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[info]webcrawler
2016-06-27 01:43 pm UTC (link)
Mm, no you're right, actually.

I don't take the concept of responsibility lightly. So no fatherhood for me! But congrats though, I'm sure the experience is amazing every day.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-06-30 08:15 pm UTC (link)
That was a euphemism, you idiot. Geez how much do I have to dumb things down for you?

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[info]webcrawler
2016-07-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
Is dumbing things down another specialty of yours? I'm not surprised.

Thanks for the offer though. I might advise you to use bigger words in the future, to describe those emotions you feel.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-03 01:55 pm UTC (link)
When you spend your life explaining basic shit to morons, you get pretty good at dumbing things down.

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[info]webcrawler
2016-07-04 02:33 am UTC (link)
Maybe you should look for higher intelligence in the people you make babies with, then.

Just sayin'.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-06 07:12 pm UTC (link)
And the award for complete inability to appreciate subtext goes to — whatever your name is.

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[info]webcrawler
2016-07-07 02:01 am UTC (link)
Maybe you've just gone too far in the dumbing down - hopefully it's reversible.

Spider-Man, by the way. Two words, three syllables. Should be easy for you to master!

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-07 09:53 pm UTC (link)
[massive eyeroll]

Yeah, don't care. Thanks for playing.

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[info]webcrawler
2016-07-08 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Aw, game over so soon?

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-10 04:12 pm UTC (link)
[Y u p. Like the petulant child he is, Damon is taking his toys and going home. Metaphorically speaking. God he hates people. What made him think posting to this stupid network was a good idea? Oh, right, boredom. God he hates being bored.]

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