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Tweak says, "Misha Collins is God"

thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

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aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.

Hashtag Delicious.

[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]

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	didwhaticould 2016-06-25 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	If you're such an expert, you should know that humans aren't monsters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-25 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Humans can be divided into two broad categories: monsters, and prey. To be fair, most of them are prey. So maybe you're kind of right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-06-26 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Prey like the servers you want to hire? I can't imagine that pays as well as it should. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-27 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	You might be surprised. [He waggles his eyebrows.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-06-27 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	You're coming on kind of strong for someone who's not flirting with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-27 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Wait we're not flirting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-06-27 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not. [He narrows his eyes suspiciously.] Have you been talking to me because you want to eat me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-28 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Please, you are hardly my type. But I wouldn't say no to a nibble in a pinch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-06-28 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	[Ew.] There're blood supplements here, you know. You don't need to be disgusting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-30 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	But it's so much FUN! If you tried it, I know you'd love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-06-30 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	No. I have about as much interest in being a vampire as I do in being a cylon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-13 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's because you're an idiot who doesn't know the meaning of fun. Seriously, dude, you gotta learn to lighten up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-07-13 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Dystopian hellscapes don't encourage a lot of lightheartedness and whimsy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-18 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Which is why you should take this opportunity to learn the meaning of the word "fun". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-07-19 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	[There's a sharp retort on the tip of his tongue, but Damon is going to take anything he says and use it to annoy him more. Obviously. Carefully-crafted replies are for people who deserve them.] No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-24 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	[He totally deserves it, what are you talking about?] Your mouth says "no", but the world says "yes." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-07-24 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever, for a single moment of your life, tried to stop being irritating? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	N o p e (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	didwhaticould 2016-07-27 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Goodbye, Damon. [Hope you like being hung up on.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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