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thatasshole ([info]thatasshole) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

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Entry tags:aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.




Hashtag Delicious.


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[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]


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[info]thatasshole
2016-06-15 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Of course not. Sometimes the salt forgets you.

[He leans over and takes a spoonful himself.]

Not bad, though. I still prefer a good cup of the red stuff, but not bad.

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[info]bonnfire
2016-06-21 02:16 am UTC (link)
[Really? Bonnie's practically beaming at the compliment, despite all attempts to seem anything but eager.]

I'm glad. Considering how limited our supplies are, we can't exactly afford to throw anything out.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-06-21 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Have you considered that by freely giving this out to the criminals surrounding us, you basically are throwing it out?

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[info]bonnfire
2016-06-22 02:44 am UTC (link)
Technically, we're criminals too. I got slammed in here for jaywalking, remember? If we're all stuck together, we might as well help where we can.

[She's not telling him her pettiest crime, because sadly, there were smaller things like overdue library books and ripping a tag off a mattress.]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-06-25 01:05 pm UTC (link)
You seem to forget that not everybody is here for jay-walking. I've heard someone is here for genocide. Do you really want to be giving soup to Hitler?

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[info]bonnfire
2016-06-26 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Well, no, but that's still one person in a sea of dozens.

[She sighs, pouring herself some soup.]

It's not like I'm advertising this to everyone. Just to whoever walks in, and besides - Sebastian beat me to the punch.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-06-26 08:26 pm UTC (link)
Sebastian? [Damon shoves down a flare of possessiveness.] Who's Sebastian?

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[info]bonnfire
2016-07-09 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Sebastian Michealis? The guy with a scarily good sense of fashion?

[She shrugs like it's no big deal.] He took over the Bistro today. If anyone needs a meal, he'll be there.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-10 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Don't know him, don't like him.

[Okay, yes, he's being kind of a sulky brat here. He's bored; he's cranky; he misses Elena and he feels weird being around people who knew this other version of him. He's not inclined to be magnanimous, or to share the one person he actually likes with anyone else.]

But he is welcome to feed whoever he wants, as long as it's not at my bar.

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[info]bonnfire
2016-07-11 02:10 am UTC (link)
Seriously? [Just for that, Bonnie takes one looooong sip of her stew like it's some bitter tea.]

He's trying to do something nice. Which is slightly more than what our bar's doing.

[Your, our, it's only one letter different...]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-13 09:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, since when is this our bar? Have you become a bloodsucker without telling me? Spoiler alert, that doesn't automatically promote you to management status.

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[info]bonnfire
2016-07-18 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Like I'd want to be actual management. Have you seen some of our regulars?

[Teasing, because truthfully, she hasn't met most of the vampires around...]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-18 08:50 pm UTC (link)
I have, and they are not a charming bunch. Certainly not as charming as yours truly. [He knows he hasn't been at his most charming this entire conversation, and he does feel maybe the tiniest smidge of guilt for taking his bad mood out on her. But really if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. He's not a big believer in hiding his feelings to spare others.]

ANYWAY. My point is, my bar, my rules. No soup kitchen.

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[info]bonnfire
2016-07-19 12:46 am UTC (link)
And let everyone else potentially starve? No thanks.

[She's not gonna finish up her stew. She's more than lost her appetite, so she might as well start gathering her things (and dramatically storm out). Maybe Sebastian'll need help over at the Bistro...]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-07-21 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh come on, Bonnie — [N o p e okay she's gone. God damn it.]

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