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thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

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aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.

Hashtag Delicious.

[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]

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	video; thatasshole 2016-06-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Like a waitress. Someone who serves food. [Or is food, as the case may be.] You're not a robot, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-06-15 12:54 am UTC (link)
	A robot? No, I'm not. [Is that mandatory? Does she lose out on this position? Oh no!] My name's Jezebel. I'm new here, but - I've been to the Blood Shack before. It's a nice place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-16 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Not a robot, good. Excellent. That is exactly what I like to hear. Nice to meet you, Jezebel. I'm glad you like my humble little establishment. How'd you like to swing by for an interview? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	this time with an icon picked betrothell 2016-06-16 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I can do that - right now? [She has to find her shoes but she's so game.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-21 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, why not! Come right on down. I'll be here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-06-22 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Okay - and, oh. Your name... is? [Shoes on, she's already out the door and eager to make a good impression on her first job interview!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-25 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Damon. Looking forward to talking with you, Jezebel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

betrothell
2016-06-26 03:59 am UTC (link)

I'll be on my way! [So cheerful and oblivious.

And she does show up in a timely fashion, though not after changing her outfit around and making sure she looks presentable. Wings tucked back almost nervous (first job interview!) as she enters the Blood Shack, pink skinned demon girl Jezebel looks around hesitantly before heading toward the bar. Chin up, Jezebel. You'll do good.] Um, Damon?

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	thatasshole 2016-06-26 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Woah! [Over the network, he thought the horns and pink skin were some kind of cosplay, but in person? Girl ain't human.] Well hello there. You must be Jezebel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-06-28 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that's me! [Her wings give a little perk up and she smiles at him - no pointy teeth, at least?] Very nice to meet you. [You shake hands when you meet people, right? She extends hers.] It's a pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-30 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	[Wings too, jesus christ. How ridiculous can one person be? Damon doesn't let it show in his smile.] The pleasure is all mine. Please, have a seat. So. Tell me about your job experience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-01 02:11 am UTC (link)
	[Happy as a lamb escaping slaughter, Jezebel sits down on a barstool with a little hop and a swing of her legs. Hands in her lap, she sits up straight.] I uh, don't have a lot. Or any. But I learn fast! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-03 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have any working experience? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-03 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	... No. But like I said, I learn fast. Really! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-06 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	[Damon doesn't actually care one way or another, but he figures he should at least try to make this look like a real interview.] Tell me about a time where you learned something "really fast." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-07 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, when I was in Hell - Shakespeare taught me how to properly write a play. I picked up on that very fast! [And she was awful at it, but he at least never told her that to her face.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-07 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	[blink. blink.] Run that by me again? [She learned how to write a play from Shakespeare ... in Hell?!?!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-07 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Um. When I was in Hell I learned how to write plays from Shakespeare? [Did he not hear her the first time? Oh well. She sighs.] We had to do it in secret, my dad's kinda the ultra-controlling type. But who else could I learn from, y'know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-10 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	What was Shakespeare doing in Hell? Did he shank somebody? Now that would be exciting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-10 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, he sold his soul for fame. So now he's just down there paying his dues - but he did get what he paid for, my dad didn't skimp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-13 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well that takes the fun out of everything. What a stupid thing to sell your soul for. All fame does is make life horribly inconvenient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-16 02:11 am UTC (link)
	But nobody's going to forget the name Shakespeare any time soon. The guy is the reason we have a lot of literary works, too. He even is the guy who created the word eyeball, you know. [Is she a wee bit defensive of poor Shakespeare? Maybe.] Or are you talking out of experience too? Are you famous? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-18 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not famous, and I'd never want to be famous. The moment you're famous, it becomes harder to do the shit you actually want to do. Who cares if people you've never even met remember your name or not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betrothell 2016-07-19 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Some people just want to make a mark on the world. [Like Shakespeare. The fact everyone knows him, it strokes an ego.] Others are happy to just live in it as they are. But I think it's not a bad idea to want to feel like you've done or accomplished something amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)