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thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

Entry tags:

aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.

Hashtag Delicious.

[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]

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	action; thatasshole 2016-06-15 12:20 am UTC (link)
	[Let's say that's a secret Damon has been keeping from his mun. The bastard. He wipes some blood off the counter with his finger and sucks on it before answering Spike.] Don't worry, you're not getting competition. They'll only be serving food. By being food. [This is totally Damon trying to look cool in front of his vampire buddy.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2016-06-15 07:29 am UTC (link)

[ Mr Try Hard. Surprisingly enough, Spike doesn't seem too impressed. He's always been fond of takeout and sure, at times he's kept some on tap when he's needed to lay low but this? This reeks vampire nest. Junkies. That whole pathetic deal. ]

And just how long do you think you'll get away with that before the goodie-goodies at the Defence Force puts a stop to it?

[ Before he tattles, more like. ]

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	thatasshole 2016-06-16 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, please. You talk big about killing any vampire hunter that's coming at you, but you're afraid of the Defense Force? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-16 09:23 am UTC (link)
	That's because the Defence Force isn't afraid to take to cruel and unusual punishments vampire hunters never would. [ No honor in that group of idiots. ] Trust me on this one. I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-21 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	What on earth could they possibly do to you that's so bad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-25 12:21 am UTC (link)
	You didn't hear? They put a soul in me. [ He has zero expectations of Damon getting it. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-26 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	So what, they forced your humanity switch to flip back on? Whatever. Just flip it back off, problem solved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2016-06-27 03:53 am UTC (link)

[ Okay, hello, here we go again. ]

I'm not like you, you tosser. I'm a real vampire, not whatever lit'le fake children of the night you pretend to be. We don't have souls. When we're turned, it goes off into whatever place souls go to, leaving room for the demon. Every murderous impulse, every delicious moment of bloodlust... that's what we are, not a flippy-floppy battery powered tinker toy.

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	thatasshole 2016-06-30 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	And yet I'm not the one with my balls cut off because someone "put a soul" in me. [Takes a sip of his blood] Funny how that works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-01 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	See, that would almost hurt me... but I know you don't have the balls to begin with. If you did, you wouldn't play with your food like a toddler. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-03 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	Says the vampire crying because some mean person gave him a soul. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-03 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	How about you shut up about things you wouldn't know the first thing about, fakepire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-06 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	My bar, my rules. You don't like it, there's the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-08 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you're firing me? Really? Think you need to untwist your knickers there, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-10 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one throwing a temper tantrum, Soul Boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-07-11 04:21 am UTC (link)
	[ He scoffs — should've known better. This dome really is full of posers. Not worth is fucking time. ] I'm not cleaning up your messes, Boss. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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