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Tweak says, "I collect plugs"

thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-06-13 16:27:00

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aigis, bonnie bennett, damon salvatore, felix gaeta, jezebel mephistopheles, jun kanzaki, kara zor-el, lelouch vi britannia, peter parker (stnas), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 380: open video / open action - afternoon
[Damon is bored. BOOOOOOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Which is why he posts this video from the Blood Shack.]

Well, since the whole point of these social networks is to whine about your stupid problems, I guess I might as well join the "cool kids" [exaggerated air quotes] and complain about the shitty service we've been getting. Where are all our little robot slaves, picking up the trash? And why didn't anyone tell me they were cutting off my blood shipments?

Speaking of which, the Blood Shack is hiring. Servers. [There's a bit of a fang in his smile; you can probably guess how exactly you'll be serving.]

[posted a few minutes later]

I can't believe I forgot to post a pointless picture of my lunch that nobody cares about! Here it is.

Hashtag Delicious.

[ open action ]
[Damon is hanging out at the Blood Shack, bored and restless and cranky. Bother him at your own risk.]

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	Video orgia_mode 2016-06-13 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I am sorry, are you requesting robot servers? [Because there's a confused robot right here. Hello.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Video; apologies in advance for his sassy bratness thatasshole 2016-06-13 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I want robot servers to work at a blood bar? [oh my gaaaaaaawd] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	She is totally not equipped with sarcasm so it should be JUST FINE orgia_mode 2016-06-13 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	You mentioned the lack of robots and then asked for assistance. I assumed the two were connected. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	AWESOME thatasshole 2016-06-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Um, I believe I mentioned the lack of robots, the lack of blood deliveries, and then the request for assistance. It's the blood I care about, not the freaking garbage. How dense are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orgia_mode 2016-06-14 12:27 am UTC (link)
	But robotic assistance would solve two of those problems, correct? Then there would be a robot and someone helping you. I am not sure I could provide the blood, I would not feel comfortable obtaining it from anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-15 12:23 am UTC (link)
	[Jesus Christ save him from the sincerity.] I'm afraid the ability to provide blood of some kind is mandatory for the position. It is, after all, a vampire bar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orgia_mode 2016-06-15 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	[She is making friends and helping people this is great] In that case I believe I can only assist with the robot portion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-16 01:00 am UTC (link)
	[The part he doesn't actually care about. Sigh. Oh well.] Well, good. Any time you see trash, pick it up and put it in a trashcan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orgia_mode 2016-06-16 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	I will arrive at the bar to pick up trash soon. [That's what you meant, right?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oh aigis. so sweet. so innocent. thatasshole 2016-06-21 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	...............sure. You do that. [Damon barely refrains from circling his finger next to his head in the universal gesture for Crazypants. Because he's an asshat.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	These two seem destined to be a beautiful combination orgia_mode 2016-06-21 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	[Its a gesture that would have been interpreted as a compliment to her stylish robot headgear. Anyway a few minutes later here she is, arms full of the trash she picked up on her way here. Hello new best friend!] Hello. I am Aigis. I am here to assist with the trash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	HAHAHAHAHA oh goodness i do not have the appropriate icon for his reaction thatasshole 2016-06-25 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	[...DOES SHE HAVE VAMPIRE SPEED OR SOMETHING?] WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME TRASH?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	<3 orgia_mode 2016-06-27 08:06 am UTC (link)
	[She has robot speed and her silly robot deer feet.] I collected it on the way and will dispose of it. There is quite a lot of it on the street. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-06-30 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	And none of it belongs in my bar. Get it out! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orgia_mode 2016-07-02 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	[She retreats to pile it neatly beside the front door. Perfect spot!] Now what should I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-03 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	[oh my gawd] Don't just LEAVE IT BY THE DOOR! Get it out! Away! Wherever garbage goes when it's no longer here! [He waves his hands, frantically indicating in the direction of gone] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orgia_mode 2016-07-05 10:49 am UTC (link)
	[The pile is shuffled to just outside the door.] This garbage situation is proving to be more difficult than I anticipated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-06 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	[What — no. UGH. What is wrong with this girl?] Listen. Whatever your name is. Take those piles of garbage to the dumpster. Where garbage goes. Hint: It is nowhere NEAR my bar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	orgia_mode 2016-07-09 10:23 am UTC (link)
	[What is wrong with you why can't you give good trash instructions?] I am Aigis. I am the Seventh Generation Anti-Shadow Suppression Unit. Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-07-10 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	[HIS TRASH INSTRUCTIONS ARE PERFECTLY GOOD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.] I am the person telling you for the last time: get that trash out of my bar. [If this doesn't work, he may end up trying violence. He doesn't make the best decisions with a frayed temper.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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