[Seeing as it's a joke, he doesn't bother responding to that first statement. The request, however ...]
I'm going to give you a minute to reconsider what you just said. This place is called The Blood Shack.
[Of course they have chocolate and milk; you can thank Bonnie for that. But Damon's already gotten enough shit today for being a "fake vampire" to make someone a glass of chocolate milk like he's some soccer mom. Ugh.]