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Tweak says, "I ARE PANT!"

Rebecca Crane (needmymp3) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-05-30 15:40:00

Entry tags:

aidan reilly, rebecca crane, spike

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[Private to Spike]

Hey Fangboy, you up for some shopping fun now that it doesn't feel like sauna anymore? No backing out on me here. We have lots to talk about and even more to buy.

[Closed to Aidan Reilly]

[Rebecca's not the kind of person who goes sex toy shopping for someone else and doesn't find a few things to take home herself. It's not like taking it to her apartment makes as much sense as taking it to the shared one, considering that's where her and Aidan usually get busy - so that's where she goes to unload her score. Some things were mundane like condoms and lube but also a few little buzzing vibrators and things she should really talk to Aidan about like cockrings and strap ons and edible things that look terrible but she actually sees those as more of a gag gift.

Sliding in to the apartment, she's still a bit giddy while trying to figure out where she'll stash the goodies.]

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	needmymp3 2016-06-15 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Well, what flavors are our favorites here? [She escorts him back to the display. The well stocked display.] Banana is always fucking nasty though, skip that one. And that one - hm. Tastes better on a condom. [She puts a few small travel sized ones in her pocket.] I don't even need these. [At least she can admit it. But ooh, chilling lubes sound so dangerous.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-15 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	[ Flavours? He wrinkles his nose. That's not the point of lube, is it? To lick it off like assflavored syrup? ] I'm starting to think you brought the wrong guy here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-15 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, no - okay - let's just focus on the basics. [Heaving sigh, she offers him the most mundane of lube bottles.] Gimmicks sell to me, alright? Especially when nobody's supervising me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2016-06-15 10:01 pm UTC (link)

[ You don't have to overcorrect, you know. He can be fun. Don't make him think he's boring and no fun and oh no too late. This will take a moment to unpack later. ]

Doesn't mean you couldn't have brought a better partner in crime. [ He pockets the boring mundane lube before poking around among the ones that'd actually do something other than stink his sheets up with synthetic melon. Water resistant? Check. Heating? Of course. ]

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	needmymp3 2016-06-15 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	You make it sound like I have a plethora of friends who would be into this. [Said off the cuff, but it's a bit sad that her friends list is dwindling down. It wears a little.] And for all that stuff I said just now? I haven't even brought up this stuff with my boy. So you're really the only friend I got going for me in this area, Spike. Lucky stiff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-16 09:28 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? [ This is surprising. He figured Rebecca would wave dildos at anyone who cared to listen. At the very least she should've corrupted her boy toy. ] That explains so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-17 04:00 am UTC (link)
	It does? [What exactly does that mean?] If you're about to joke about my repressed sexual desires, then let me tell you you're going in way too far over your head on that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-17 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	I was more referring to your dog-shagging-a-couch excitement over taking me out on this shopping round, but if you got some hard to reach itches to scratch, who am I to judge? [ Walked into that one. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-17 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck, you caught on to me. [Hmf.] Though really, I wouldn't say couch-shagging level of excitement. Side-eying a stuffed animal, maybe... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-17 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	You've come to the right place for that. [ Spotting a nice, plush pile of smuppets. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-18 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Oh shut up. [She gives him a shove toward the smuppets.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-18 06:20 am UTC (link)
	[ What no what? Don't push him into the perv puppets! Good thing he's a big strong man who can stay on his feet (mostly). At least he isn't faceplanting into smuppet ass. ] Oi! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-18 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Got any more smart ass comments? [She says with a twisting grin, advancing on him ready to give another shove.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chipswiththat
2016-06-18 06:33 am UTC (link)

[ See, now he's ready. He's also stronger, faster, more enhanced than she is. This is really not a fight she should be so keen to get into because chances are she'll lose. Not wasting time on posturing or cocky grins, Spike goes for speed and the element of surprise — reaching to grab her by the waist and unceremoniously plonk her in the plushy pile of perversion, like lifting a two year old onto a high chair. ]

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needmymp3
2016-06-18 06:38 am UTC (link)

[Okay, maybe she should've foreseen this a little better and yeah wow, okay, those reflexes are damn fast. It surprises her but that's only part of the reason she lets out a garbled shriek and kicks at the air, falling among a lot of soft plushy things she really kinda wishes she wasn't touching.

Wailing:] No fair! No fair - ah, get me - let me out... Gah, gross, that one feels sticky.

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	chipswiththat 2016-06-18 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	[ Oh man that makes him laugh to the point where he's really grateful that he doesn't need to breathe. Your face. Wow. ] Should've thought of that before you started this! [ But he does help fish her out. No need to get an STD. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-18 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	[She pretty much latches onto his arm while he does this, getting back to her feet with both a shudder and a smile.] You are cruel. [A smack on the arm again.] But I guess that's why I like ya. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-19 06:49 am UTC (link)
	[ Cruel. That's usually reserved for slow roasting over coals, not this and her choice of words takes him off guard. The smile he gives her in turn is borderline awkward. Goddamn Rebecca. ] Yeah, well... takes one to know one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-19 06:56 am UTC (link)
	I have half a mind to get you back, leave smuppets in your place sometime. [But is that war worth it? She always has Mustachio.] Lemme grab a few things and we can get away before getting in trouble for making a mess of the fuckpuppet display. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-19 10:30 am UTC (link)
	[ It will be worth it when he decides to cross ~~Russia~~ Jez and take this war to another flank entirely. Load up on popcorn. ] Wouldn't that be a nice addition to the crime list. [ He snorts. ] You sure you're done? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-19 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah - okay, well... [Just let her snatch up a few more things from nearby shelves.] Now, yeah. I'm kinda hungry. I know you don't eat but you'd be welcome to join me with all that blazing wit and brilliance of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-20 03:55 am UTC (link)
	[ He gives a nonchalant shrug — not like he's got anything better to do. ] Sure. I've got noplace to be. [ He could eat. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	needmymp3 2016-06-20 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh I know you're only coming because of my amazing personality, no need to hide it. [Bag finally zipped up, she throws it over her shoulder. Takes another bag off the counter with her.] Let's go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-06-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Right, Miss Smuppet. That must be it. [ He didn't get much, but steals a bag from the counter anyway. It'll get awkward navigating around leather cuffs and surprise cock rings if he wants a smoke. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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