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Tweak says, "When did you draw that?"

thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-13 20:14:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, jae-ha, kija, kitty pryde (aoa), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | video | late afternoon
[ video ]
[This has been an ... interesting day, to say the least. Damon's mood has been spiraling between rage, confusion, despair, a weird giddy joy that at least there are other people around, and guilt. It's made him pretty tetchy.]

Okay, first of all? This little headset here? It’s stupid. The douchebags who wear bluetooth earbuds would look at this and go “Well that looks dumb.” Whoever designed this thing doesn’t deserve to live.

[You’ll have to forgive him; he’s in a bit of a mood. Watching your best friend sacrifice herself so you could escape a prison world and reunite with your girlfriend and then finding yourself in a different prison world instead will do that to you.

But now it’s time to get down for the real reason he’s wearing this ugly headset and posting to this stupid prison social media thing.]

Secondly, I need a witch. So if you are a witch, or you know a witch, come find me.

[Objectively speaking, he knows he can’t compel anyone by video. If that was possible, there would be a lot more vampire politicians. But fuck objectivity, he has to try. If he can’t get out of here and reunite with Elena, he at least needs to rescue Bonnie from that psychopath.]

And Bonnie Bennett? If you’re here, I’m going to kill you for screwing that spell up.

[God he hopes she’s here.]

[the video goes to black, then clicks back on again as Damon remembers something]

Oh, and if you've seen some naked chick with dark skin and black eyes, responds to the name "Ao", let me know that too. Or just go tell that Goku kid.

[Looking for that kid's friend will get him karma points, right? Right. Of course it will. Look at him, doing a good deed. ~~Yeah he still doesn't know she's a squirrel.~~]

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	chipswiththat 2016-04-23 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Pervert. [ Because of course this has to take a turn to shagging. ] Don't tell me you're one of those wankers who gets all poetic and dramatic over takeout? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thatasshole
2016-04-24 02:01 pm UTC (link)

[You say pervert like it's a bad thing.]

Oh please. Of course I don't get poetic over the freaking delivery boy. Feed, compel him to forget, kick him to the curb, simple as that. Kill them if I know I can get away with it. [Which hasn't happened as often since he started dating Elena.]

But anyway, I was just curious if you're in here for killing a few people because that's what vampires do, or if you like to kill everything you eat and then rip their heads off their bodies. Hence the term "ripper." [Okay, so ripping the heads off is mostly Stefan's thing; there are plenty of rippers who just kill indiscriminately without making the student art show of it that his baby brother does. But come on, it sounds cooler when he puts it like that.]

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	chipswiththat 2016-04-25 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	[ Kind of gross to spunk where you eat, don't you think. ] A few you say. [ This eye roll is goddamn audible. ] Of course I don't let anyone survive until the end of dinner. C'mon, who does that? Killing is half the fun. [ Used to be. Not so much anymore. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-26 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Killing is a ton of fun, don't get me wrong. But I prefer a little more subtlety. Not drawing the attention of every two bit vampire hunter in a 200 mile radius, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-04-26 06:33 am UTC (link)
	[ Okay, he has to actually laugh at that. Damon, he overestimated you. A lot. ] But that's the other half of the fun! Don't tell me you're scared of itty bitty stakes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-27 01:34 am UTC (link)
	I'm no more scared of vampire hunters than people are scared of mosquitos. But unlike mosquitos, nobody makes a good repellent for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-04-27 08:40 am UTC (link)
	Except for, much like mosquitoes, killing them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-01 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	You know the problem with rippers like you? You draw too much attention. Sure, you can kill a hundred or even a thousand vampire hunters or witches, but they'll just keep coming and eventually you'll mess up. And then you're not immortal anymore, you're just dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-05-02 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	See, it's cowards like you that give the rest of us a bad reputation. You run and hide from vampire hunters? I hunt them. So far, I'm still standing. They're not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-02 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	[And this is why he doesn't do social media. He doesn't like people — why the hell did he decide to open himself up to random strangers casting aspersions on his vampire hood? He's going to petulantly not respond.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-05-03 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	[ You know, by not saying anything you're just proving him right. He snorts in amusement. ] Welcome to Marina. Again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-03 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	[shut up he hates you you're the absolute worst he's going to go sulk with some blood and hate everybody and everything] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chipswiththat 2016-05-03 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	[ Ah, this is more like it. He loves you too, buddy. ] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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