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thatasshole ([info]thatasshole) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2016-04-13 20:14:00

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Entry tags:damon salvatore, jae-ha, kija, kitty pryde (aoa), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | video | late afternoon
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[This has been an ... interesting day, to say the least. Damon's mood has been spiraling between rage, confusion, despair, a weird giddy joy that at least there are other people around, and guilt. It's made him pretty tetchy.]

Okay, first of all? This little headset here? It’s stupid. The douchebags who wear bluetooth earbuds would look at this and go “Well that looks dumb.” Whoever designed this thing doesn’t deserve to live.

[You’ll have to forgive him; he’s in a bit of a mood. Watching your best friend sacrifice herself so you could escape a prison world and reunite with your girlfriend and then finding yourself in a different prison world instead will do that to you.

But now it’s time to get down for the real reason he’s wearing this ugly headset and posting to this stupid prison social media thing.]


Secondly, I need a witch. So if you are a witch, or you know a witch, come find me.

[Objectively speaking, he knows he can’t compel anyone by video. If that was possible, there would be a lot more vampire politicians. But fuck objectivity, he has to try. If he can’t get out of here and reunite with Elena, he at least needs to rescue Bonnie from that psychopath.]

And Bonnie Bennett? If you’re here, I’m going to kill you for screwing that spell up.

[God he hopes she’s here.]

[the video goes to black, then clicks back on again as Damon remembers something]

Oh, and if you've seen some naked chick with dark skin and black eyes, responds to the name "Ao", let me know that too. Or just go tell that Goku kid.

[Looking for that kid's friend will get him karma points, right? Right. Of course it will. Look at him, doing a good deed. Yeah he still doesn't know she's a squirrel.]



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[info]cloudline
2016-04-17 05:01 am UTC (link)
Oh, can you?

[Ah. Not a good choice of words, there.]

You'd have to get through more than just me if you actually think you'll be able to do such a thing.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
Fine. I'll kill both of you. Dinner and then a tasty desert. Perfect.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-20 01:16 am UTC (link)
. . . Excuse me?

[WHY IS HE GOING TO BE EATEN!?

But wait, more importantly- ]


Oh, it's far more than Shin-Ah and I. You'll be faced with all six of us, who have taken down entire armies. I truly wouldn't recommend it.

[Leaving Kaya out of this for obvious reasons, not that she isn't a member of their group.]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-21 01:40 am UTC (link)
Entire armies? Really? Well, I'm glad you have your whole World of Warcraft guild here with you. Normally I prefer not to feed on people whose diets consist entirely of Mountain Dew and Cheetos, but I make an exception for people who piss me off.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-21 02:08 am UTC (link)
Eh? I have no idea what this "World of Warcraft" is. I mean actual soldiers. . . .Nor do I know of either of those foods mentioned.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-21 02:09 am UTC (link)
. . . What on earth are you, though?

And I'm merely being honest with you.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-22 01:16 am UTC (link)
What am I? Well, I'm hungry. Grumpy. Kind of getting a headache.


Oh, and I'm a vampire.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-22 03:19 am UTC (link)
I can't say I've ever heard of that kind of being, though it sounds terrible.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-24 01:43 pm UTC (link)
Well now you have. [He smiles, revealing his fangs and the weird black shit that happens around his eyes.] Congratulations.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-25 12:18 am UTC (link)
[Damon you're so ugly. Although Jae-Ha is curious all the same.]

Is your kind common where you're from?

[Or is it like the dragon legend, where there are only four?]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-25 01:46 am UTC (link)
Uh, no. Humans are common. Cockroaches are common. Vampires are a more elite breed. The ultimate predator.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-25 06:24 am UTC (link)
Yet still a prisoner, here, all the same.

[You're very increasingly becoming the type he can't stand, Damon.]

Try anything, and you'll have more than just myself apprehending you.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-27 01:32 am UTC (link)
Yeah, well, even lions end up in zoos. You still don't want to get stuck in a cage with one.

[Damon just grins at the threat.]

Ooooh, I'm terrified. Positively shaking in my boots.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-27 03:35 am UTC (link)
[Touché. Although he also doesn't exactly know what a zoo is.

Although, his reaction comes as no surprise to Jae-Ha.]


Even so, you shouldn't underestimate humans. Nor the others, here, who are capable of things the average person isn't.

[Including himself.]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
I'm over 150 years old. I have never once underestimated humans. Well, except for Matt and Jeremy. I frequently underestimate just how freaking stupid they are.

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[info]cloudline
2016-04-29 06:33 am UTC (link)
Not that stupidity is exclusive to one type of being.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-01 07:14 pm UTC (link)
But some species are better at it than others. Like speed. Lots of animals can run fast, but the cheetah is still the fastest animal on the planet. As the cheetah is to running fast, humans are to being stupid.

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[info]cloudline
2016-05-02 12:18 am UTC (link)
Point.

[. . .He's never heard of cheetahs, but okay.]

I'm not fully disagreeing- [really] but no one is completely one dimensional, either. Humans can be just as clever, cunning, and unpredictable.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-03 12:35 am UTC (link)
Can be, sure. But most aren't.

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[info]cloudline
2016-05-03 04:55 am UTC (link)
[Think what you want, Damon. He's not bothering to try and change his mind. Jae-Ha doesn't like when others do that to him, so he won't go and be a hypocrite. Still, however.]

I'd be surprised if you get on anyone's good side, to be honest. Do you enjoy being hated?

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-04 02:32 am UTC (link)
[He shrugs.] Everybody needs a talent. I like to think I'm a master of my craft.

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[info]cloudline
2016-05-04 03:50 am UTC (link)
Striving for people to hate you isn't exactly some talent.

[What an ugly personality.]

And what might you plan on doing, here? [DOES HE EVEN WANT TO ASK?]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-08 01:11 am UTC (link)
What do I plan on doing here? [What a ridiculous question. He can't even begin to think of an answer.] Same thing as everyone else, I suppose. Why, are you planning something special for your imprisonment?

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[info]cloudline
2016-05-08 04:32 am UTC (link)
[What he means is are you going to try and pull shit, Damon. :|]

Oh, nothing. Just keeping my temper in check.

[Said so pleasantly. . .only not. This place infuriates him. He managed to escape those chains he was held down by years ago. He wasn't meant to be dragged back in.]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-08 04:54 pm UTC (link)
[Of course he is. He's Damon a vampire.]

That normally a problem for you?

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