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thatasshole (thatasshole) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2016-04-13 20:14:00

Entry tags:

damon salvatore, jae-ha, kija, kitty pryde (aoa), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | video | late afternoon
[ video ]
[This has been an ... interesting day, to say the least. Damon's mood has been spiraling between rage, confusion, despair, a weird giddy joy that at least there are other people around, and guilt. It's made him pretty tetchy.]

Okay, first of all? This little headset here? It’s stupid. The douchebags who wear bluetooth earbuds would look at this and go “Well that looks dumb.” Whoever designed this thing doesn’t deserve to live.

[You’ll have to forgive him; he’s in a bit of a mood. Watching your best friend sacrifice herself so you could escape a prison world and reunite with your girlfriend and then finding yourself in a different prison world instead will do that to you.

But now it’s time to get down for the real reason he’s wearing this ugly headset and posting to this stupid prison social media thing.]

Secondly, I need a witch. So if you are a witch, or you know a witch, come find me.

[Objectively speaking, he knows he can’t compel anyone by video. If that was possible, there would be a lot more vampire politicians. But fuck objectivity, he has to try. If he can’t get out of here and reunite with Elena, he at least needs to rescue Bonnie from that psychopath.]

And Bonnie Bennett? If you’re here, I’m going to kill you for screwing that spell up.

[God he hopes she’s here.]

[the video goes to black, then clicks back on again as Damon remembers something]

Oh, and if you've seen some naked chick with dark skin and black eyes, responds to the name "Ao", let me know that too. Or just go tell that Goku kid.

[Looking for that kid's friend will get him karma points, right? Right. Of course it will. Look at him, doing a good deed. ~~Yeah he still doesn't know she's a squirrel.~~]

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	instrumented 2016-04-15 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Does it matter where I'm from? We have other means of communication. Phones and exchanging mail works just fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-17 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Well, congratulations on almost missing out on one of the worst inventions in human history. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-04-17 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, joy. What luck I seem to have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-20 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Clearly. [And clearly Damon has no idea how to continue the conversation. Normally he wouldn't even be interested in continuing it, but he is stupidly ridiculous horrifyingly starved for company.] So what's your name, Mr. Luck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-04-20 01:35 am UTC (link)
	[You're looking for company in someone who's rather antisocial, you know.] Zero Kiryuu. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thatasshole
2016-04-21 01:46 am UTC (link)

[He looked for love in a vampire completely incapable of the emotion; he's no stranger to pointless causes. He's the Don Quixote of bad life choices.]

Wow. Your parents must have really hated you to give you a name like that. Zero? What kind of name is that to give a kid? And let's not even get into the fact that, according to Urban Dictionary, "Kiryuu" means "to be annoying."

[He's just rattling off words, being nasty because that's his default.]

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	instrumented 2016-04-21 01:54 am UTC (link)
	[Ah. This name thing.] Who knows. [Yeah, it's kind of in poor taste. His identical twin's name is basically "one," on top of that. But don't think you'll get him to overreact with just that.] Think what you want. [. . .] And your name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-22 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Damon. [Have fun with that. Or don't. Your call.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-04-22 03:56 am UTC (link)
	[so a demon, right] Well, Damon, I'm sorry you have to be in this stupid situation. [there's some genuine part to that, honestly.] Unfortunately, too, even if you leave you can still be sucked back in again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-24 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I can honestly say I've been in worse. [Actually just came from worse.] If I can't get out, is there a way for me to get someone else pulled in? Who's the inter dimensional judge who decided to throw me here in the first place? [He needs to get Bonnie out.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-04-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
	I doubt there is. You'd have to go to the Wardens about that. I'm sure I don't need to mention it, but don't get your expectations up with them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-27 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Well, they are Wardens. I kind of figured they aren't here to make our lives easier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-04-27 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Of course. [. . .] I know you can earn things through rehabilitation points, but it obviously won't get you a way out, nor to bring someone in specific here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-04-29 02:33 am UTC (link)
	What on earth would you have to earn? Everything's free here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-04-29 07:05 am UTC (link)
	If you want any personal effects from home, for one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-01 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	The only thing I want from home is my girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-05-02 12:24 am UTC (link)
	[Ah.] You really are out of luck, then. Unless the Wardens feel like dragging her in here as well. [No one should wish this place on anyone. That's just his opinion, though. Zero is personally grateful that Yuuki is here with him, even if it leaves him feeling on the guilty side. It goes for his twin as well.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-04 02:14 am UTC (link)
	They're prison wardens. You'd think they would be all over bringing in new inmates. Don't they get a kickback for each person imprisoned or something? I thought that's how prisons worked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-05-04 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Not entirely. For the most part we're just human experiments they like to watch for their sick, guilty pleasure. Our crimes may be ones we know we've committed in one way or another, but they don't pay attention to context in the slightest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-08 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Well you know who else is fun to watch? [Raising his voice because he's not actually talking to Zero at this point.] Bonnie Bennett! That girl is PURE ENTERTAINMENT! [As much as he hates the idea of being an "experiment" again, this clearly isn't anything like the Augustine experiments ... and anything is better than being trapped in 1994 with Kai.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-05-08 04:44 am UTC (link)
	[Yeah. He can tell. He just lets out a breath.] If you really want to check if she's here, there might be some kind of list of names on the communicator. I haven't personally checked, however. [At the same time, though- ] Unless she's the type who really would straight up ignore you. [OOC: there's info re names on the communicator here! Fourth question down~ ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatasshole 2016-05-08 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	I already know she's not here. [Because other people have since told him.] I just need to convince the Wardens to bring her here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	instrumented 2016-05-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Okay. [He wants to imprison her in order to then escape from said prison. Okay. . .] Don't hold your breath, then, I'm sure you don't need me to say so. Unfortunately, for more than one person to be brought here from the same world is more or less completely at random. Even if it does happen, you may not be from the same points in time, either. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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