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thatasshole ([info]thatasshole) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2016-04-13 20:14:00

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Entry tags:damon salvatore, jae-ha, kija, kitty pryde (aoa), spike, yuuki kuran, zero kiryuu

Day 371 | video | late afternoon
[ video ]
[This has been an ... interesting day, to say the least. Damon's mood has been spiraling between rage, confusion, despair, a weird giddy joy that at least there are other people around, and guilt. It's made him pretty tetchy.]

Okay, first of all? This little headset here? It’s stupid. The douchebags who wear bluetooth earbuds would look at this and go “Well that looks dumb.” Whoever designed this thing doesn’t deserve to live.

[You’ll have to forgive him; he’s in a bit of a mood. Watching your best friend sacrifice herself so you could escape a prison world and reunite with your girlfriend and then finding yourself in a different prison world instead will do that to you.

But now it’s time to get down for the real reason he’s wearing this ugly headset and posting to this stupid prison social media thing.]


Secondly, I need a witch. So if you are a witch, or you know a witch, come find me.

[Objectively speaking, he knows he can’t compel anyone by video. If that was possible, there would be a lot more vampire politicians. But fuck objectivity, he has to try. If he can’t get out of here and reunite with Elena, he at least needs to rescue Bonnie from that psychopath.]

And Bonnie Bennett? If you’re here, I’m going to kill you for screwing that spell up.

[God he hopes she’s here.]

[the video goes to black, then clicks back on again as Damon remembers something]

Oh, and if you've seen some naked chick with dark skin and black eyes, responds to the name "Ao", let me know that too. Or just go tell that Goku kid.

[Looking for that kid's friend will get him karma points, right? Right. Of course it will. Look at him, doing a good deed. Yeah he still doesn't know she's a squirrel.]



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[info]backoftheline
2016-04-14 01:28 am UTC (link)
[ W-What is he saying. He c-couldn't be taking about Shin-Ah's Ao, right?]

It is.... really a woman named Ao? And not a squirrel...?

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-15 02:58 am UTC (link)
YES. THANK YOU. I've been corrected in my misunderstanding. Who cares about a stupid squirrel anyway?

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[info]backoftheline
2016-04-17 11:53 am UTC (link)
I do not think you would meet a squirrel quite like P'kyuu.

[Which is only honest.]

But she is an important companion within our group, and a long time friend to my younger brother.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-20 12:03 am UTC (link)
... are you a bunch of hippies, or just nutcases? You realize you're talking about a squirrel.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-04-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
[He has no idea what a hippie is]

Should that matter? While I have never had a pet of my own I can understand the loss he must feel. Even I have grown attached to her. [It's impossible not to like this squirrel.]

She is highly intelligent as far as squirrels go, too.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-21 01:32 am UTC (link)
That's a real low bar you're setting there. Squirrels aren't exactly known as the geniuses of the animal kingdom. They hoard nuts and get hit by cars.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-04-25 12:14 am UTC (link)
[What even is a car]

Your opinion does not lessen the fact that Ao is still a precious pet to Shin-Ah. He would naturally be concerned if she is missing. They have been together for a long time.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-27 01:28 am UTC (link)
Your Sheena needs new friends. And/or some therapy.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-04-27 09:22 pm UTC (link)
You-! Do not be so rude or disrespectful! Shin-Ah has forged strong bonds and has no need of advice from the likes of such a brash individual.

[ Do not say bad things about his little brother!! ]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-04-29 01:22 am UTC (link)
Strong bonds with a squirrel. A SQUIRREL. That's INSANE.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-01 02:15 am UTC (link)
It is not only with Ao! He travels with many comrades, including myself!

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-01 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Again, does not say much for his intelligence, considering the fact that YOU are also strongly bonded to a SQUIRREL.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-01 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Are you trying to pick a fight with me?

[Because he would love the opportunity to sharpen his claws.]

I think that clearly you have never had a pet before.

[Not that Kija has but he understands!!]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-03 12:12 am UTC (link)
I don't pick fights with little children. And I've got better things to do with my life than be a slave to a beast with less intelligence than your average human.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-08 06:39 pm UTC (link)
You rude man!

[HIS CLAW IS READY]

I will teach you all about intelligence and how insulting one of the divine sacred dragons is an unwise choice to make!

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-09 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Isn't "divine sacred" kind of redundant? And how did dragons get involved in this anyway? We were talking about dumb humans and their attachment to dumb squirrels.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-14 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Let me teach you all about dragons.

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-16 02:22 am UTC (link)
Pass.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-22 01:08 am UTC (link)
Coward! [ lksdjflskdjfls ]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-30 01:20 am UTC (link)
Look, I watched How to Train Your Dragon. I know all I care to know about the critters.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-30 02:09 am UTC (link)
You talk a lot but I highly doubt your skill or words.

[Because he will tear you to shreds you can't tame him RAWR RAWR RAWR.]

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-30 02:39 am UTC (link)
Sure you're not talking about yourself?

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-30 02:53 am UTC (link)
I am not the one avoiding a challenge!

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[info]thatasshole
2016-05-30 02:55 am UTC (link)
A Dungeons & Dragons trivia challenge. [SNORTS DERISIVELY] Sorry I hurt your feelings, Nerd Boy.

Wait, no I'm not.

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[info]backoftheline
2016-05-30 03:04 am UTC (link)
Nerd boy? Y-You are calling a sacred dragon a nerd boy!? [HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT HE'S TAKEN OFFENSE.

That's it someone stop him, he's growling and snarling and off to hunt a disrespectful fellow down]

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